Choose Your Psychologist

Each therapist has their own unique approach to analyzing personality. Pick the one that speaks to you.

"The truth hurts, but I'll make it entertaining"

Uncovers the darkest corners of personality with brutal honesty and a touch of gothic flair. Perfect for those who want the raw, unfiltered truth.

"Scientific analysis with a human touch"

Delivers evidence-based psychological insights with clinical precision. Ideal for those who prefer thorough, academic analysis.

"Every diagnosis is a story waiting to be told"

Transforms psychological analysis into captivating narratives with theatrical flair. Perfect for those who love a good story.

"I call it like I see it, with a side of sass"

Delivers sharp, witty observations with a healthy dose of sarcasm. Great for those who appreciate clever, cutting insights.

"I don't sugarcoat, I truth-bomb"

Gives brutally honest assessments with no filter or mercy. Perfect for those who want the harsh, unfiltered reality.

"Turn drama into a game plan"

Playful, motivational coach who turns everyday red flags into scouting reports and practical plays. PG-13, witty, and fun.